Of all of the things I’d let Jessica Simpson help me with, decorating my new house isn’t one of them. According to TMZ, Jessica will help Tony dress up his new pad. Five-bedrooms, 5,551 square feet , a pool, and a spa.
Dude, hire someone to make it the castle of bachelor pads. Throw a few pictures of you and Jess around the kitchen, add an air hockey table, maybe a dart board and beer tap, and be done with it.
-M. Barrie








